Pirates attack at The Pig

Days Without Pirate Attack:

Days Without Pirate Attack:

My list of “should have known better because I know me fairly well” would be pretty long. I went to the Piggly Wiggly, AKA the Pig, Sunday morning. It was full, of course, with pre-game and gonna-snow-later shoppers, and I only went to get canned milk to make fudge. As I get near the crowded checkout lines, a guy on the phone is blocking the aisle. In my smart-ass mode, I mutter, “Hang up and drive.” He responds, “You don’t have to be rude.”

I turned around, went right up to his face and said, “Yes, I do, because you’re the dumbass on the phone.” He repeated, “You don’t have to be rude.” Pithy, right?

Yes, I feel guilty that I couldn’t hold a response. I couldn’t just notice it and let it go. I’m still responding and taking pride in my greater guts and thinking I’m right.


One comment

  1. Janet - Wilemina the Dense

    “You don’t have to be rude.” To me that’s the message I need to receive. 2 Very powerful words–HAVE TO. I don’t HAVE TO drink, smoke, overeat, overspend, yell, pout, be perfect. I don’t HAVE TO. There is nothing I HAVE TO do. Or I guess the other warning is don’t get between a pirate and her fudge. 🙂

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