Notice that it isn’t, “act” like a pirate day.

If you aren’t fluent in pirate:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

If you don’t know where your ship is today:
http://www.yarrmaps.com/#lt=15.706|ln=-69.679|z=6

If you’re having a identity issues or just want a cooler (pirate) name:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/links.html#piratename

If you need some piratic advice:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/askcapnslappy.html

Talk Like a Pirate Day is a good tool for focusing attention. It makes every meeting lighter and every email a little less “all about me.”

It’s as easy as Smile until you feel happy! Buckle them there swashes until you feel happy.